3:59:14

MORDEKAISER BUT I'M A RAID BOSS THAT CAN 1V5 YOUR TEAM (NEW ITEM)

42:06

THIS ARENA COMBO IS FREE WINS! (0 SKILL REQUIRED)

41:06

Trash Talker invaded my jungle, so I embarrassed him

3:33:09

MULTI CHAMPION MASTER ZWAG PLAYS 3 HOURS OF ARAM! (THE ARAM MOVIE)

44:00

Ashe but I have 850 attack range and 4.0 attack speed (MACHINE GUN ASHE)

41:40

Ziggs but I destroy your entire base in 20 minutes or less (44,000 TURRET DAMAGE)

1:02:11

Malphite but I one shot Kindred so many times he rage quits the game (HE WAS MALDING)

40:02

Olaf but I have so much lifesteal I heal to full health every auto (YOU CAN'T KILL ME)