My parents suck so I must run away

15:33
I let ANYTHING go through TSA

15:57
I abused gambling to have my own medieval factory

25:14
She Spiked Her Sister's Lemonade

27:40
this is what happens when you kill 100% of a town

22:51
I got hired to clean up the worst places possible

11:39
I Busted 28 Myths in Schoolboy Runaway!

20:19
This spider caused $5,000 in property damage

18:14