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It's a Monday in 1985, and Shannon just walked in.

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If the drive thru made you take THEIR order.

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Green Lantern's Origin is F*CKED UP

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Every Cooking Show WITHOUT Gordon Ramsey

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Craziest Animal Encounters of All Time

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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137

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how you answered the doctor when ur mom was in the room

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