They made breaking blocks dangerously addicting
26:10
Im the only one who can stop this dragon
18:55
I stole alien weapons to upgrade myself
26:48
I made so much money it COMPLETELY BROKE REALITY!
20:19
This spider caused $5,000 in property damage
25:39
Upgrading my MEGA DRILL to mine to the deepest depths!
13:54
Cannibalizing my fellow creatures to evolve
26:02
I waged war on every potato in the world
2:56:39