26:10

Im the only one who can stop this dragon

18:55

I stole alien weapons to upgrade myself

26:48

I made so much money it COMPLETELY BROKE REALITY!

20:19

This spider caused $5,000 in property damage

25:39

Upgrading my MEGA DRILL to mine to the deepest depths!

13:54

Cannibalizing my fellow creatures to evolve

26:02

I waged war on every potato in the world

2:56:39

I Got EVERY Item in 50 Hours!