19:19

I did nothing but kick this guy for 15 minutes straight

2:17:47

Using nuclear fission to blow 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 leaves away

20:07

I Modded Muck To Do 5,279,428 Damage

2:17:04

I played the most addictive online games so you don't have to

13:44

I coded your DISASTRIOUS ideas in Minecraft

2:21:22

I spent the last 5 years making money in games so you don't have to

13:52

I made 9581925123512492 on one coin flip

25:09

How I Won The GMTK Game Jam