This Christmas Turkey Sucks (Obscure 60s Vinyl)
4:08
F*ck These Christmas Lights (Obscure 60s Vinyl)
3:41
I Caught Santa Claus Sniffing C*caine (1972)
3:43
Put My Eggnog in Yo' Mouth (Obscure 70s Vinyl)
16:44
Frank Chairman's Christmas Special (1957)
3:11
'Bean Farts' by Tooter McGavin, 1942
2:36
I'm Too Old For This Shit
3:35
Momma, I think I Married a Hoe (1979)
4:56