3:58:42

LUCIAN BUT MY ULT IS A LITERAL MACHINE GUN THAT MELTS YOUR TEAM

3:56:29

I CREATED THE MOTHER OF ALL JHIN ULTS! (DOUBLE AXIOM BUILD)

3:42:12

League of Legends but I play off-meta junglers! (THE ZWAG JUNGLE MOVIE)

3:45:19

League of Legends but I only play BURN BUILDS (THE BURN MOVIE!)

57:08

WTF? BRIAR HAS A 340% AP RATIO ON HER E... SO I GO FULL AP AND ONE SHOT EVERYTHING

35:06

How Zwag got a 3 item lead on this poor Gwen in under 15 minutes... (SHE COULDN'T PLAY)

3:46:01

Nearly 4 hours of Zwag making the enemies freak out in all chat... (CALLED A SCRIPTER)

3:33:33

MASTER YI BUT I HAVE DOUBLE ULT WITH HEXPLATE! (R = MAX ATTACK SPEED)