I upgraded my hero to levels no one should have

17:38
I unearthed rare artifacts for BILLIONS

1:27:50
I spent 1000 days training as an adventurer

18:22
Upgrading CHESS PIECES To Score BIG

28:04
895,386,241,785,357,642,758,246,975,474,234 DPS From This Circle

20:09
I scammed arcades out of tons of cash

53:42
I Spent 41 Hours 100%ing Scribblenauts...

18:55
I stole alien weapons to upgrade myself

17:17