15:59

I Tried to Get a Real Job and This Happened - Get a Job

13:06

I Sold my Soul to Date Serial Killers - Serial Dater

14:08

I Made 8 People Who Hate Each Other Live Together - Small Sister

13:19

forcing 100 people to cook until they die

16:03

I Ruined the Life of Every Person I Met - Everyday Misanthrope

17:52

making everyone's life unbearable in under 30 seconds

14:41

I Used The Devil's Money to Drive People Insane - The Doomsday Crisis Line

13:46

I Legalized Cannibalism as President - I Am President